Daddy

Daddy is the best,
I wish he wore a vest;
Just like Clay Aiken,
While he makes me bacon.

Daddy plays a lot of video games,
But he's only as good as a dame,
Which is fine,
Cause he knows how to jive (hip-hop style).

At night Daddy let's me talk to Nigel,
Who is a very dirty dog,
But I like the way he looks at my sexy legs,
When I'm wearing clogs.

Sometimes I put my butt in the air,
and wave it around like I just don't care.
But it's ok,
I fart anyway.

At night,
I play my cards right.
I pretend to sleep on the floor,
but climb back on the bed like some wh*re (but I'm not, I'm a dog. And I'm fixed).

Daddy likes to take me to the dog park,
And I run around with all the other pups.
Then when we get home and are relaxing,
I drink his beer out of his cup.

I kiss him on the lips,
I kiss him on the nose.
I kiss my Daddy everywhere,
But he told me no one's supposed to know.

Daddy you're the best there is,
There's truth to that.
And for Father's Day,
I'm going to kill a cat (and bring it home for you).

Love you Daddy.  Peace Love Daddies forever.

Love!

I just want to give a shout out to Mom and Dad because I love them, even when I keep them up all night because I can't get comfortable on a plastic bag.  I am THAT dog.

Woof.

Why Randy Jackson Should Be In Charge...

THEN PIA WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SENT HOME, that's why.

Also, maybe he'd be able to put a stop to this stand still that the Repawblicans are causing.  That's right, I'm a Dogocat.  We believe that everyone should have milkbones and that Planned Parenthood is around for a good cause.

Regardless, American Idol was such a disappointment.  What's his name, the other bottom guy, must feel like crap hearing everyone boo at the choice and knowing he should have been going home...

TGIADPD (thank goodness it's almost dog park day...).

Paws and Licks,
Nala